What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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